I TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS.
My name is Alan and I'm from Ohio.
I'm 20 years old. Capricorn.
My interests include working to death, black men, marijuana and Mariah Carey.
Thanks. bye.


the Japanese are gonna need to do me a huge solid and quit licking eachother’s eyeballs. thanks so much


  -  16 June
So you know this gif?

themasterslover:

laugh-addict:

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Apparently there’s a reversed one now

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i like the reversed better ;)

(Source: savannahfaerie)


sorry folks, but i don’t think Ariana Grande sounds like Mariah.. she has a completely different tone and her whistle note sounds different too.. of course there are similarities but no


bugnation:

Daaaaamn girrrrl are you a smoke detector cause you’re annoying and won’t shut the fuck up


I like how on Tumblr we all have lots of sass but in real life we can’t say hi without fucking up.

(Source: shady-brain-farm)


msjewbooty:

what has four legs? a table! haha, i love to have fun


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