I TAKE CANDY FROM STRANGERS.
My name is Alan and I'm from Ohio.
I'm 21 years old. Capricorn.
My interests include working to death, black men, marijuana and Mariah Carey.
Thanks. bye.


  • Me in seventh grade: I hope I'm not gay
  • Me now: I want the soccer team to piss on me


fortunatemind:

I think that the best possible thing that anyone could do for me at this point is take me to a Mariah Carey concert 


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